Loves Jesus? Check.
Good breath? Mostly.
Has a sense of humor? Uh, something like it.
Six feet tall? No, he’s precisely 1.7 millimeters taller than you.
Makes six figures? Well, not exactly.
Owns a home? The way his life is set up right now.…
Wait wait wait, Jesus. I think you got my order wrong. Maybe you misheard my prayers? Because I was very specific and I was sure that the man of my dreams would line up with your will.
No, I heard you. And I know what you desire and what you think you want. But more than that, I know exactly what you need.